Freudian Packing Slip
“What the hell is this junk?”
“I don't know and I don't care. Koji says there's a buyer, so we move it.”
“Aren't ya the least bit curious?”
“Need I remind you of the perils of curiosity?”
“You could, but I'm still gonna open the box. I like to know what I'm movin'.”
“Get your greasy pizza fingers out of there!”
“Geez! Your worse than my ma.”
“You make me feel like your mom.”
“Maybe that's why she liked you.”
“She only liked me after the divorce. She pretended to like me during our marriage.”
“No. She liked you... She liked you more than me.”
“Everybody likes me more than you.”
